So, every week or so I get an email from Ad Age that includes appointment notices. Here are all of the Creative Directors in this week's batch. Please don't get me wrong: I'm sure all these people are creative, have great books, and deserve their recent appointments. But come on; if you're a client who wonders why your agency can't seem to create ads that resonate with mature consumers, just look around the table the next time your agency makes a creative presentation. The answer isn't written on their faces, it is their faces; their beautiful young faces.